Phone's Vision

This is a classic pun that plays on the double meaning of the word 'contacts.' It refers to contact lenses for vision correction and the contacts on a phone, that allow it to work. The humor comes from the unexpected and silly comparison between these two meanings.

• Phone
• Glass
• Technology
• Vision
• Contact
• Optics

• What do you call a phone that talks? A reader in a leader.
• What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
• What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
• What phone do midgets use? A MICROphone.