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Dont jokes

Kurt Cobain

    • Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

    His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

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    • Crop

    • Why don't black lives matter anymore?

    Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.

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    • Dont memes

    Word

    • Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

    Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

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    • Suicide

    • [Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

    [Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

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    • Debt

    • Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

    Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

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    • Trunk

    • I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.

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    • Death

    • When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.

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    • Quote

    • Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

    "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

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    • Train

    • Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"

    After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."

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