i dont like stairs there always up to something
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What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
DONT SCARE ME I POOP EASILY!
What happens when you fail to be an emo you dont make the cut
i dont trust trees ...they look shady
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
when people say they get ho's: you dont get no ho's the only ho's you get is in yo draws
Knock knock ,who is there? I dont know
me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G
me: i have no bullet holes
emo kid: not yet you dont
me: ayo what the fuc*
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
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Q: Why don't Orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they dont have any parents
Why cant orphans have a home button on their phone. Because the dont have homes
in a alternate universe: i dont know how to solve the power house of 10 but i do know how to pay taxes
dont cracke this joke up!
why cant orphans be gay
because they dont have noone to call them daddy
