Mount Rushmore jokes
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!