Mount Rushmore jokes
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
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What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.