Mount Rushmore jokes

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What mountain do runners race on?

Mount Rushmore.

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.