Microwave Babies

The joke is disturbing because it juxtaposes the horrific image of babies dying in a microwave with the mundane act of masturbation. The punchline reveals the speaker's inability to count due to their arousal, creating an unexpected and shocking twist.

• Microwave
• Baby
• Die
• Death
• Masturbation
• Count

• What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window? A baby in the microwave.
• What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
• What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
• I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.