JD Vance jokes

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?

His running mate has 34 of them!

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.