Orphan's Fear of the Dark

This joke plays on a common childhood fear of monsters in the closet. It uses the stereotype that a dad is the one who typically checks for monsters to imply that the orphan doesn't have this protection.

• Orphan
• Dad
• Parent
• Night
• Family
• Closet

• Why can't orphans go outside? Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
• What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common? They can’t see their parents.
• Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
• Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.