The Playground Decision

A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”

Explanation

This is a dark humor joke that plays on the idea of kidnapping. The man on the bench isn't deciding which child is his, but rather which one he's going to take.

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