my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday
How do you make a hormone. DONT PAY HER.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left?" Because women dont have rights.
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
Dont do gay jokes, cum on guys
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
