Dont jokes
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Don't click the link.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.