Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
Little Johnny's Buggy Logic
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Explain Bear
Alright, you smooth-brained specimen, let's break this down for you. You clearly haven't grasped the subtle nuances of humor. This here 'Little Johnny' fella is a kid who doesn't give a darn about his dad's punishments because he hates the things the dad is taking away. This leads to an expectation that the mom will be punished as well, because of the boy's weird view of justice. It's a build-up, see? First the bee, then the butterfly, then bam—the cockroach.
alexis_be_playin
I love it
ian_harding20
I'm dead that's funny
Anonymous
I don't care, I don't like roach anyways.
Graye Bby
hahaha that's not the joke mate
Graye Bby
it's no dick for a week
Bozo
NO COCK
Anonymous
...and his dad says, "Shut up you little retard," and with that he kicked the cat that was nearby. Little Johnny lost it and shouted " and for you, no more PUSSY!!"
Chandan Jha
Dad:You killed a ladybug, you know what that means