My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman’s rights book in the fiction section
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? – He was stealing all the samples.
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarassed that he doesn’t speak anymore…what an idiot”
Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?
He was caught aimboting.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban form the zoo.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.