Ban jokes
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.