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My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? – He was stealing all the samples.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban form the zoo.

My grand father had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said “An administrator has banned you from heaven”

I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!

“Ocean, something smells 'fish’y…” “IT’S ME IDIOT!”

Yep, keep goin’ down!

Hey I banned your ugly stupid face "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oah!’’

Hiya btch ashole (now it’s kid friendly idiotic adults)

Crudbuckets. It’s ove- NO ITS NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!