My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? – He was stealing all the samples.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban form the zoo.

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

My grand father had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

my grandfather has the heart of a lion!!🦁

in a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo…

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said “An administrator has banned you from heaven”

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.

I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it’s stuck in my throat!!!

What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!

“Ocean, something smells 'fish’y…” “IT’S ME IDIOT!”

Yep, keep goin’ down!

Hey I banned your ugly stupid face "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oah!’’

Hiya btch ashole (now it’s kid friendly idiotic adults)

Crudbuckets. It’s ove- NO ITS NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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