Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
why does japan not allow little boys run. buz the last time a little boy came japan lost a state
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".
Donald trump has been banned from panera
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
Young Couple gets banned from church.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments