Ban Jokes

Punk

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Anonymous
in Sport

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

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John Doe
in Anti-jokes

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

0

My grandfather has the heart of a lion…

… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

EDP445
in Bigos

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live

Anonymous
in Politics

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

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Anonymous

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Uh oh

My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

A Real Man
in Female

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap

WTF

Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.

Anonymous

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom’s nursing home.

Anashe_29
in Woman

I got banned from the library because I put the woman’s rights book in the fiction section

grandpa

My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Anonymous

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? – He was stealing all the samples.

Urmum
in Orphan

Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.

Anonymous
in Mental Hospital

why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments

MAGAnon

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarassed that he doesn’t speak anymore…what an idiot”

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in School Shooter

Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?

He was caught aimboting.

Anonymous
in Puns

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban form the zoo.

DenmarkDoesntExist

Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.