Ban jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

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I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.