My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
Whats the difference between a picture of jesus and the real jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said "An administrator has banned you from heaven"
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
