300+ Best Dont Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

World

81 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Sex

651 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Word

56 views · D3athraptor · 3 years ago

Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

Cat

180 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

SAY IT OR YOUR GOING TO HELL

A cat with a yellow Croc on its head, looking like a hat. Text on the image says, "You have been visited by the cat pope, don't scroll without say amen."

Opinion

47 views · Roshambo · 2 years ago

The image consists of four panels of a person. In the first panel, the person states, "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, another person says, "The super mario bros super show is not good." In the third panel, the first person is now visibly shocked, and in the fourth panel, the first person is now holding a gun.

Drug

79 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

Screen

58 views · Rockship2910 · 3 years ago

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

Heart

49 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

Mom

350 views · Angel_Izzy · 3 years ago

The image shows a person with sunglasses with the text "My mom: stop making suicidal jokes. Me: don't worry it will end soon."

Temperature

62 views · ¥Guitar_Cat¥ · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels at the top. The left panel features a white figure in a blue, snowy scene, labeled "Canadian kids wearing shorts when it's 10 °C out". The right panel shows a black figure in a red, fiery scene, labeled "Australian kids wearing jackets when it's 30 °C out." At the bottom, a stick figure with a confused expression points a finger, accompanied by the text "American kids not understanding the because they don't know what C° is."

Digital art

38 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda waves with the text "You don't know my password" on a black background with small white dots and a crescent moon.

Nickname

24 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

so unexpected 👌

The image shows a conversation thread where one person calls the other "sweetheart." The second person asks if that's okay, and the first person says, "You can call me anything you like." The second person replies "Okay Optimus Prime."

Vaccine

34 views · Joshisboss · 2 years ago

bombastic side eye

A meme with two side-by-side images of cats. On the left, a smiling orange cat. The text over the image says: "SMILES ARE CONTAGIOUS!". On the right, a frowning grumpy cat with the text: "DON'T WORRY, I'M VACCINATED."

Ocean

36 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

Building

25 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Dog

66 views · R3Y · 2 years ago

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Cartoon

32 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Gurantee 90% of you don't get this.

A coyote is wearing a bomb like a saddle, chasing a roadrunner. The text on top of the image reads: "If you don't get it, you're too young."

Testicle

181 views · CUTE BOY😝 · 3 years ago

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

Anime

26 views · sunshine · 3 years ago

looking funny or funny looking

A wide-eyed anime character with dark circles under their eyes and a small smile is shown. The text says, "When it's 2 AM and the anime episode ends with a cliffhanger. I don't need sleep. I need answer."

Trust

122 views · K!ttyy · 7 months ago

A meme showing the bottom half of Homer Simpson's face, looking disgruntled and squinting, with the text: 'I dont trust bitches cause bitches spelled backwards is sehctib & that dont make no fuckin sense just like u bitches'.