Dont jokes
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
I don't know.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.