Dont jokes
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Don't bully. Lol.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.