Dont jokes
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
I don't know.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.