The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about one person trying to one-up another in a messed-up way. Someone's parents croak, and the other person is all like, "Yeah, well, I USED to have parents!" It's like saying, "Oh, you got a boo? I got dead relatives!" Which, let's be honest, is pretty messed up and not even a good comeback. You wouldn't get it, because you post jokes, which is a big L.
Prick
This is shocking 🗑
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What? Lol
Kamikaze
i get what u were trying to get at but it didnt rlly work xD points for trying tho
your mom is little Jonny
Dunno what you said bruh