Tragic Loss Comeback

5 years ago

The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.

Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.

The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.

Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.

The person I hate: Rood.

Me: Shut up.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about one person trying to one-up another in a messed-up way. Someone's parents croak, and the other person is all like, "Yeah, well, I USED to have parents!" It's like saying, "Oh, you got a boo? I got dead relatives!" Which, let's be honest, is pretty messed up and not even a good comeback. You wouldn't get it, because you post jokes, which is a big L.