When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
(From the mind of 6th grade me)
What is a gay person’s favorite book? The dictionary.
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
what's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile?? You know its not period blood.
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
how is everyone? I just started school. SIX GREADE YEAH
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
