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Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

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Listen up, numbskull! So, Neona gets a job, right? Gwen thinks her prayers did the trick and assumes Mr. Jaekson hired her. But plot twist! Mr. Smith was the one who did the interview, and Gwen HATES him and claims he has "sexual problems" (whatever that means). Neona gets mad because Gwen is lying about Mr. Smith and she is happy about the new job. You wouldn't get it, you probably still use a rotary phone.

Comments (3)

can we have a hole series of this?? :)

Neona needs to listen if its gwen or not!

Tbh I never thought of Neona being a name...but that is a good script or scence. I bet "Mr.Smith" is going to harass her!