Doesnt jokes
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
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