Doesnt jokes
What goes up but doesn't come down?
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.