Doesnt jokes
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.