Doesnt jokes
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.