Parasite jokes
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Community talk
P A R A S I T E
Ok nevermind GG Miller. You may not be one of (((them))), your degenerate country (America) is brainwashed into worshipping the Sabbath on a Saturday like (((them))). Not on the Sunday (like Christians). Sorry I lashed out at you. I just hate (((them))) because they are very sinister, conniving, monsters, and they destroy nations. (((They))) are literally parasites, and people do nothing about them because they have been brainwashed.