Lack jokes
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.