Lack jokes
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.