Absence jokes
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Fatherless jokes.