Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality? He doesn't have a MOTHERLAND
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.
Why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he doesnt know where home is
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
why dont you see black people with down syndrome? Because god doesnt punish someone twice
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
why does an orphan like home base because he doesnt have one
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
Orphans dont have Phones,because the Home Button doesnt work
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-
Sorry for my bad english U-U
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why does the U.S Goverment doesnt play clash of clans
Because they lost 2 Towers Already.
