What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Doesnt Jokes
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
