The 40+ Best Doesnt Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.

whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it

Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment

why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button

Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range

my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range

What's the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.

Why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he doesnt know where home is

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why is there no woman on the moon?

because it doesnt need to be cleaned

why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of

why does an orphan like home base because he doesnt have one

Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality? He doesn't have a MOTHERLAND

Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby

My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.

Orphans dont have Phones,because the Home Button doesnt work

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????

(doesnt have bossbar)

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.