Doesnt Jokes

Sex

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

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  • Trampoline

    what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

    Orphan

    Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

    Shooting Range

    What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

    My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

    Washing Machine

    What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

    A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

    Woman

    Why is there no woman on the moon?

    Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

    Orphan

    Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

    He doesn't have a motherland.

    Pirate

    Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

    Because he has ALL of the booty!

    Baby

    Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

    The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

    The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

    What am I?

    A: A baby.

    Warden

    The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

    (Doesn't have boss bar.)

    Suicide attempt

    My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

    Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

    Hairline

    There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

    On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

    So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.