What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Orphans dont have Phones,because the Home Button doesnt work
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
