Doesnt jokes
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"