Doesnt jokes
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Memes
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!