Doesnt jokes
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
me 7 yr ago
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."