What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating. Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.” The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd 9th and 15th letter of the alphabet doctor: oh I see me:ahhhh!!!!!
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor
Because parents signature
Would you mind just peeing into this cup please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
