I need a new butt this one has a hole in it
You here about the roman numeral hospital
All they have is IVs!
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
Why do pills work? Because they r white
Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
A man gets an email from his doctor
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tommarrow"
The man thinks to himself "oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said “Celsius.”
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
A book went to the doctors office and said:”doctor doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever😂😂
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
What time is it you spran an ankle or an arm ? Time to go to the doctor 🥼
What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? "cut me please"
