The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
September 11 bring your plane to work day
what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi