What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Okay, so basically, a priest is supposed to put you at ease, right? Like, spiritually. But anesthesia? It, like, *actually* puts you under. It's funny 'cause, like, both are supposed to chill you out, but only one involves drugs, and you are dumb, so you probably need both.