Doctor Pepper jokes
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.