Doctor Pepper jokes
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?