Doctor Pepper jokes

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife died.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: Seeing others happy.

Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?

Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.

Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.

Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...

Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?

Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.

It’s called Enditol.