Doctor Pepper jokes
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.