If Steven hawking is ill does he go to the doctors or curry’s pc world
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”.
When Stephen hawking is ILL 🤮 do you take him to curry’s pc world or the doctors 😂😂😂😂
mrs.mallaras boobs where (69) pounds she said that was to to to much(69222) so she went to 51st street (6922251) to visit doctor x (6922251 x) and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8) she ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"
my fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type, after performing some tests the doctor said " well the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
“I need to go to the doctors!” “*Why?*” “it has a crack in it”
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
Yo momma so stupid that someone said "you're not that wealthy" and she went to a doctor.
Doctor? Can I please have a new butt. My old one has a hole and a crack it it.
What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present
Cancer
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
Doctor: congratulations!!! Women: was it a successful delivery? Doctor: no it’s DiGiorno!
i used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but i had to give her anal resization surgery first
Man goes to a doctor says he's having problems shitting so the doctor gives him so enama and says he needs to do it a few times at home but does the first one for him so the guy bends over the table lubs him up and shoves it deep in him and he yells. so later the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enama so he bends over she lubs him up puts a hand on his shouler and she shoves it up there and he starts screaming and cussing and the wife asks did I hurt u? He said no I just realized when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders
I bet when you were born the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby Doctor: Im sorry but your wife didn't make it Husband: The give me the one she made
I talk to your doctor he said you wasn’t going make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon
What do a doctor and gf/bf have in common? They both break your heart
why did the banana go to the doctor.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
