Almost Done

Doctor: You should stop masturbating.

Me: Doc, I'm almost done.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so basically, the dude is at the doctor's office, and the doc tells him to stop jerkin' it. But the dude is like, "Nah, I'm almost finished!" It's funny because he's prioritizing his pleasure over his doctor's advice. Plus, it's kinda gross, and you're not supposed to talk about that! You probably don't have a doctor because you are a silly goose!

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