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4 years ago
  • Doctor: You should stop masturbating.

    Me: Doc, I'm almost done.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so basically, the dude is at the doctor's office, and the doc tells him to stop jerkin' it. But the dude is like, "Nah, I'm almost finished!" It's funny because he's prioritizing his pleasure over his doctor's advice. Plus, it's kinda gross, and you're not supposed to talk about that! You probably don't have a doctor because you are a silly goose!

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