Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
