You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, slowpoke! The joke is that midgets are smaller, so they gotta take more steps to cover the same ground as a regular-sized person like you, ya big oaf. It's like when you try to do math, you need twice as much paper as anyone else because you write so big. Get it now?