Grandpa's School Distance Rule

The joke is based on a playful, insulting comeback. The grandpa sets a rule about phones at the table, and the grandchild responds with an insult insinuating the grandpa is dangerous near an elementary school.

• Grandpa
• Phone
• School
• Morbidity
• Anti-jokes
• Family

• My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
• My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
• My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
• Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology. Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...