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The Dad's Long Trip

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The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a 'dad' joke is actually funny. This joke plays on the stereotype of a father who goes out to buy cigarettes and never comes back. The setup makes you think about distance, and then it hits you with the absurdity of a 15-year trip for smokes. It's funny because it's so dark and twisted. I bet your own dad went out for smokes too, didn't he?

    Comments (5)

    Like the afton family

    He left for the milk

    He died from using too many cigarettes already.