The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
The Dad's Long Trip
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a 'dad' joke is actually funny. This joke plays on the stereotype of a father who goes out to buy cigarettes and never comes back. The setup makes you think about distance, and then it hits you with the absurdity of a 15-year trip for smokes. It's funny because it's so dark and twisted. I bet your own dad went out for smokes too, didn't he?
Comments (5)
carissa
Like the afton family
mr tinted
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shaylie
He left for the milk
The gamer
Dud
Łįgh+
He died from using too many cigarettes already.