A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought this was a deep story? Nah, it's just a joke, get it? People tell jokes, sometimes about stereotypes, in this case the joke is about blondes. This ain't a philosophical debate, it's a setup with a punchline. Blondes sometimes get portrayed as dumb in jokes, you know? Well, in this one, the blonde isn't the smartest cookie in the box, she's dumb for swimming back after getting that far. I hope you got it now, you simpleton.
Bob the Builder
worst joke ever
EatDaPussy445
😒
anonymous
And you thought blondes were dumb.
geekay
Silly joke. There are no 'mile stones' on the water to say that blonde swam for 50 miles!!
geekay
I mean 50kms.
tsk_saber
if she could swim 50 miles back just swim 50 miles forward
blonds are estupido
yea blondes are idiots
You stupid
I am a blonde and I am clever
Wife
nah the jokes RLY good