Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
