The Indian Man and the Cow

Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is about an "Indian man" (probably from India, not a Native American). The joke plays on the stereotype that some folks from India revere cows. The dude eats the cow because he wants to get fat like it, which is, like, unexpected and dumb. But hey, you're into it, so who am I to judge? Just try not to think too hard, you might hurt yourself.