Diet jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Eat cockroaches.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
How do people eat bread?
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I breathe in African food.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?