Diet jokes
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Eat cockroaches.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
How do people eat bread?
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.