Diet jokes
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌