What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
