Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said “Let me Shoyu.”

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”

My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it’s done.

What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying

Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

Wonder Why the Japanese people didn’t see the bombs coming? The didn’t open their eyes. jajqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaja

What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.

why didn’t the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging