Japanese Jokes

Bryce

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Anonymous

Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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Anonymous
in Puns

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said “Let me Shoyu.”

Anonymous

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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Anonymous
in Politics

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

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Anonymous

What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying

Der Derp

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”

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Neverheat

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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PScantron
in Pearl Harbor

My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Don’t be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He’s an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

Anonymous
in Puns

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.

Anonymous
in Offensive

Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide

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Anonymous

My friend group is pretty diverse. I’m Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, “Who wants to go on a march with me?”

I know what you did
in Dark Humor

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared

Anus McDickNuggets

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Anonymous

Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging

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THEPOGGYBOY

What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul. At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese.

Anonymous
in Girlfriend

What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

Anonymous

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!