Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What's the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!