Japanese Jokes

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

What's the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared

What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"

Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?

I dont know, you tell me.

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas? Because the last time a FatMan went down their chimney they lost half of their population

Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying

My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!

what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it