What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Japanese Jokes
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said “Let me Shoyu.”
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.
What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed “I want to see your face again mommy…”. A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said “I want to see you too dad”. He looked at his father’s grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked “were you looking for me?”
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Don’t be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He’s an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
My friend group is pretty diverse. I’m Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, “Who wants to go on a march with me?”
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul. At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese.
What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!