Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
