Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
