The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
