What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
I eat cockroaches.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
