Diet

Diet Jokes

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.