How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.