Didnt jokes

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?

There was a new texture pack.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

Marriage is really educational.

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.