Didnt jokes
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.