Didnt jokes
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.