Didnt jokes
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.