Sally's Missing Limbs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Categories

  • Swing
  • Broom
  • Sally
  • Arms
  • Pool
  • Amputation

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a girl named Sally who doesn't have arms. The humor comes from the absurd and morbid situations she gets into because of her lack of arms, culminating in a dark knock-knock joke where she never returns from swimming. You probably didn't get it because you think a 'balanced diet' means a cupcake in each hand.

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