Didnt jokes
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Jorking my peniys
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
I didn’t do that.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?