hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
I forgot the joke
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp. Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
"Amen "Amen" "Amen"
Hail satan.
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Oh sorry I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋
These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet
