Forgot jokes
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.
In a porn video!
Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and fuck off).
Blach6 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach6 Left Site and forgot password
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Blach66.1 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach661 Banned for Racial Slurs, I think all my N- know what that means.
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I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."