Didnt jokes
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.