Didnt jokes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.