Didnt jokes
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
good ne
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.