Didnt jokes
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.