Death

Death Jokes

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

me dying in cuphead or hollow knight: 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

A red angry face emoji with furrowed brows and a frown.

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."

A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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