Terminal Terrors

I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.

Now I'm terrified of airports.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slowpoke. A 'terminal' disease means you're dying, but an 'airport terminal' is where you catch a plane. The joke is you're too smooth-brained to know the difference, just like you probably try to check your luggage at the morgue.

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