I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
Terminal Terrors
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke. A 'terminal' disease means you're dying, but an 'airport terminal' is where you catch a plane. The joke is you're too smooth-brained to know the difference, just like you probably try to check your luggage at the morgue.
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Drastic Black Widow
Hundreds of people would disagree on X
Drastic Black Widow
Hilarious!